Can you say 'adverse possession' boys and girls?
I knew you could

Edie, come on over here next to me on the couch
I'm puttin' my sweater on

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And the lot next door is looking good
Could it be mine?
It could be mine!

Thanks to ditry tricks by Edie and Dick
And a wrongheaded judge's verdict
It will be mine
It will be mine.

I have given Boulder so much, so have you
Letting us have their land is the least they could do

So...

Let's make the most of our lawyerly skills
Let's even sue 'em for our legal bills
It could be mine
It will be mine
Stealing land from our neighbor

Watch us steal
Wheel and deal
Stealing land from our neighbor

Judge McClean's Neighborhood
(Watch your backpacks kids...)