STAIRWAY TO UNEMPLOYMENT

or, "BRUNO'S THEME"
(with apologies to Led Zeppelin fans everywhere)

MP3 CLICK HERE

 

 

There's a man in Basalt
Though it wasn't his fault
He got fired from 7-11

In that high mountain town
The police will stand down
To some gang banging illegal aliens

Woo - woo, no donut for you

He was fired from the 7-11

They did not like his hat
And simply 'cause of that
Bruno's looking for work or a lawyer

Southland corporate flacks
They have all turned their backs
And they fired him from 7-11

It makes you wonder

 

 
 

inspired by Peter Boyles
performed by Don Wrege and a karaoke track

 

 
 
Parody lyrics copyright © 2007 Eyesongs, ASCAP
 

 

Man 'fired at, then fired'
Ex-worker says Border Patrol hat brought dismissal

Associated Press
Sunday, July 15, 2007

 

BASALT — A former 7-Eleven store worker is claiming he was shot at for wearing a U.S. Border Patrol hat and then fired by the company.

"First I get fired at and then I get fired," Bruno Kirchenwitz told the Rocky Mountain News.

He said two Hispanic men warned him about wearing the hat on June 26. "We're going to show you what we think of your hat," they told him. Less than an hour later, after he had left work, shots were fired through the store window.

The company denied firing him for wearing the hat, which he denied wearing while working.

"To have me fired like this for what I consider a bogus reason, it's just not right. At least they could have had the honesty and said, 'Hey, you're bad for business. We can't have you in here,'" he said.

Margaret Chabris, a 7-Eleven spokeswoman, said she couldn't release details of why he was fired because of privacy laws.

"Someone does not get dismissed just because of their political views or what they say away from the store or what they wear away from the store," she said. She said an investigation was conducted.

Chabris said store officials "did not make this determination capriciously, nor was it necessarily based on one thing."

Police and church leaders have held several meetings to discuss the incident in the community with a large Hispanic population.

"Immigration is what made this country great," said Kirchenwitz, who immigrated with his family from Germany. "But if we can't control our borders, what's going to happen ... to my kids and my grandkids? What kind of future am I leaving them by letting this go on?"

Basalt police Chief Keith Ikea said investigators have identified two persons of interest in the verbal clash with Kirchenwitz.

No telephone number was listed for Kichenwitz in the Basalt or surrounding area.