Anybody here seen Governor Ritter,
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Lied to a lot of people
Now he's nowhere to be found
I just looked around and he's gone.

Anybody here seen Both Ways Bob,
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Thought I saw him havin'
A beer and countin' his money
With Owens, Benson and Coors.

Anybody here seen Corey Voorhis,
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He revealed the truth and now
It seems he's going down
I looked around and it's wrong.

Don't you love the things that Corey stands for?
Didn't he try to do some good for us all?
And we won't let him fall.
Someday, soon, he's gonna have his say.

Anybody here seen my old friend Corey,
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin'
With his head held high
With agents Ramos and Campion.